1. Between a 4 year old and a parent.
"Mummy can please go to the Fun Fun Zone?" asked Charlie.
"No," replied mum.
"Why not!?!" screamed Charlie.
"Because I don't want to," said mum.
"But mummy theres a bear that sings," replied Charlie.
"To bad," said mum.
"Well that's your problem everything is not about you!" screamed Charlie.
"Well maybe it is you don't because your 4 years old!" yelled mum.
2. Between 2 insects.
"I dibs the fly!" yelled Spotty Spider.
"No I am because I caught it in my web!" yelled back Stripy Spider.
"What's your proof?" asked Spotty Spider.
"Smell it, my web smells like strawberries," replied Stripy Spider.
"I'm out of here," said the fly.
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